Vinit is Blogging: 2010

Fw: Office Anthem just for fun

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From: jyoti jojo <jst_sins1987@yahoo.co.in>
Sent: Tue, 27 April, 2010 3:05:22 PM
Subject: Office Anthem just for fun

Office Anthem All Must Say before Entering The Office

Prayer Before Entering Office

Now Start Your Work

Thanks

jyoti

Fw: Brick Test

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.

If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..

If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .

If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks
Into pieces.
Put them in information
Technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has
Been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in marketing...

If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on strategic
Planning..

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been
Moved.

Congratulate them and put them
In Top management

jyoti

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This Is Not Dubai.. It Is Mumbai !

This Is Not Dubai.. It Is Mumbai !

The name Mumbai is an eponym, etymologically derived from Mumba or

Maha-Amba— the name of the Hindu goddess Mumbadevi, and Aai —

Mother in Marathi. Mumbai, formerly known as Bombay

A local boy starts his day by giving respect to the Sun God for divine grace

Nariman Point By night

The Sea bridge Bandra-Worli Sealink

Worli Sea Face - High Tide

Worli Sea Face

Vashi Creek, a suburb of mumbai

Cuffe Parade by Night taken from Nariman Point

Hiranandi Complex at Powai Lake

The Timeless Mumbai Railways

Haji Ali

Mumbai Sunset

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